One-Night-Stand

He doesn't really, he's just a womanizing jerk.

Grow a Pair

With all due apologies to Ke$ha.

Fountain Clock

Check it out at 11:59 for the best light show.

Most of What I Draw is a Fig Mint

... of my imagination.Although fig mints would be quite tasty, now that I think about it.

Attractive Women

Nursing Home Names

But seriously. That's really a depressing name.

http://www.sunriseseniorliving.com/

Consequences of Listening to Pandora