Think of the worst punch line you know. Here's the first one I think of: a man walks into a bar and says "ow, that hurt." Actually, if you can beat that one, I'd be interested to know it so I can add it to my repertoire of terrible jokes: post it as a comment. But I bet nothing you can think of even compares to this punch line:
Eric, did you hear the one about the broken pencil?
ReplyDeleteoh nevermind, its pointless...
ReplyDeletenot quite as good (bad) as yours
That's awesome! That will definitely be showing up on a cartoon! Sweet
ReplyDeleteWhat's purple and commutes?
ReplyDeleteAn eggplant, I lied about the commuting
I was going to guess either barney or an eggplant actually because not many other purple objects come to mind
ReplyDeleteWhy are fish bad at basketball?
ReplyDeleteThey're afraid of the net.
But also because they have no legs.