You think this pun's bad? It doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of the terrible jokes of which I am capable. That's why I have Inkorrigible as my outlet. Sometimes I just can't hold it in though, and I do often blurt things like this out in public, much to the detriment of people's respect for me as a professional member of the workforce. Working on it. If it's too much for you to handle right now, it's no skin off my nose (notice the humorous yet highly topical treatment employed there, and apply it lightly to any serious spots in your day). Mark and then beauty mark my words, I'll be right here waiting for you with open arms and groan-inducing wordplay when you suddenly realize what you're missing.
