Wow, you might say, here he goes again with his obsession with eggs. But the truth is that eggs are just eggselent pun-ching bags. You can get a lot of mileage out of egg jokes, because there are so many different words associated with eggs. Over the top? Maybe. Over easy? For sure.
Incidentally, I was surprised to learn that there are in fact rules for appropriate conga line behavior when I googled up "conga line." Take a look so that you don't make a dancing fool of yourself at the next party. http://www.ehow.com/how_4283_behave-conga-line.html