Saturday, December 25, 2010

TSA vs. Santa Claus

Happy holidays to everyone.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The World's Worst Punch Line

Think of the worst punch line you know. Here's the first one I think of: a man walks into a bar and says "ow, that hurt." Actually, if you can beat that one, I'd be interested to know it so I can add it to my repertoire of terrible jokes: post it as a comment. But I bet nothing you can think of even compares to this punch line:

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Daylight Savings

Random thoughts like this one creep up on you out of nowhere around midnight. See, it's like one of those jars you put your spare coins in. But instead of coins, its daylight. That reminds of me of this song by Jim Croce:

Wednesday, December 8, 2010


Every time I see the title "Hamlet," I immediately think of two things. The first is ham. The second is omelet. So I decided to finally act on those initial impulses I had so long tried to repress, and portray the proteggonist as a ham omelet, putting a whole new culinary twist on Shakespeare's famed eggsistentialist treggidy.