Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The World's Worst Punch Line

Think of the worst punch line you know. Here's the first one I think of: a man walks into a bar and says "ow, that hurt." Actually, if you can beat that one, I'd be interested to know it so I can add it to my repertoire of terrible jokes: post it as a comment. But I bet nothing you can think of even compares to this punch line:


  1. Eric, did you hear the one about the broken pencil?

  2. oh nevermind, its pointless...

    not quite as good (bad) as yours

  3. That's awesome! That will definitely be showing up on a cartoon! Sweet

  4. What's purple and commutes?

    An eggplant, I lied about the commuting

  5. I was going to guess either barney or an eggplant actually because not many other purple objects come to mind

  6. Why are fish bad at basketball?

    They're afraid of the net.

    But also because they have no legs.