Thursday, December 15, 2011

Partial Credit. Please?

Monday, November 7, 2011

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Status Bot

Providing people with entertaining, meaningless statuses so they can spend their time doing more useful things.Complete with depressing song lyrics and trivial declarations about personal relationships and deeds! See if you can find a status to match your personality! And be sure to let me know if you come up with any really great ones.

Don't waste the prime years of your life coming up with facebook statuses. Though people may think you're witty or somewhat of an individualist in the short term (if that's the look you're going for), in the long run you will merely have whiled away a great portion of your time trying in vain to shape your online persona.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Most of What I Draw is a Fig Mint

... of my imagination.Although fig mints would be quite tasty, now that I think about it.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Salad Shake Weight!

This is my suggestion to the people who make Shake Weight. It's double-healthy: you put in the ingredients and the dressing, then work those biceps, and voila, your lunch is ready.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Puzzle Wrap: The Logic Game that has Everybody Poppin'

                                                         Click to start.

Logic, games, and bubble wrap, all combined into one sweet product. Could it get any better? Okay, I admit, it doesn't really look like bubble wrap; that's one thing that could be improved upon.

There are four levels right now-- let me know if you make it past the second. After that, it gets much trickier, and I don't think even I remember the solutions... have at it.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Wednesday, June 29, 2011


Can one really know about an impending surprise and still be surprised? It is questions like these that keep me up late at night philosophizing. In some ways, it is questions like these that keep us all up late at night. 

Oh, and how about those bean people? I think I finally found a style I like after bouncing between so many. One simple curve-circle-thingy, a couple dots, and a few sticks, and bingo, you've got your character. 

Thursday, June 16, 2011

In Some Ways...

Use this trick often. It will automatically make you appear 42 times more philosophical than you currently are.Your friends will subsequently become your disciples; you know, in some ways, we will all become your disciples.

Saturday, June 4, 2011


Traveling to Northern California any time soon? Use this handy tool to translate your ideas into NorCal speak.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Phony Friends

My phone broke. No, that's a lie: I broke my phone. It fell out of my pocket and down a flight of stairs.

Either way, my philosophical musings led me to the conclusion that if everyone banded together and decided to do this to me, I wouldn't be able to distinguish it from actual phone problems. Group brainwashing. I would like to try it on someone.

Sunday, April 10, 2011


Some time ago I posted a few graphics that were the results of a productive group brainstorm, a brainstorm centered on coming up with "Games for People with Low Self-Esteem and Who Need an Ego-Booster." This was one of the proposals we made:

Use the arrow keys to rotate the shape!
Unis: sometimes less is more.

Well, such an innovative gaming concept shouldn't be relegated to the annals of blogography. I hope that you all enjoy version 1.0 of "Unis: Tetris for People who Need a Self-Esteem Boost." You will notice that it is very hard to not lose, and I hope that in your moments of gloomy despair, this game will once more restore in you that sanguine, empowering feeling that you really are capable of doing at least one thing well. 

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Columbus' Edge

“Those dummies think the world is flat!”
Cried out Columbus to his crew.
“But we are going to prove them wrong!”
His mates cheered, “Yipdeedoo!”

“For if the world were flat,” he said,
“The oceans would slide off,
And the blue vastness which we sail,
Would be an empty trough!

And if the earth was flat, you know,
My goal would be impossible.
But since I'm planning to be famous,
Failure is implausible.

We’ll rewrite history books!”
He laughed, crazed with excess mirth,
“THE EARTH IS ROUND!” he yelled as his ship
Sailed off the edge of the earth.

Spitting Game

This kind of spitting game will in fact not be of much help in helping you impress the ladies. Not even if you win-- believe me.

Urban Dictionary's definition of "spit game": 
4.spit game

He was spittin his game, but she still wasn't havin him