Sunday, December 23, 2012

Law Enforcement-Themed Party

Identity crisis.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Make your own Frat Party, Version 2.0

Make your own frat party. Version 2.0 includes live update and animation, broken hearts, dancing compatibility checks, randomly generated dancers, girl clumping, keg stands, drunken dancing, and cops. Click on the buttons to select guys, girls or kegs, then click on the background to add the selected item. Then sit back and watch your party simulation unfold. Fun times guaranteed. Any suggestions for improvements will be incorporated into Version 3.0!  

Sunday, September 23, 2012

In the Laundrosphere

Where are the socks of yesteryear? Stripped from their mates, scattered throughout our houses, lost in the mayhem of laundry, gone forever.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

New Color Setting for Images

I added a new color setting to my Photoshop "save for web" window.
 I think it'll add a new spice to my comics.

Sunday, August 19, 2012


And maybe some Nigerian-prince sort of alien will beam us a message through the Curiosity. 

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Arms Doping

In honor of the Olympic season. But hopefully we don't see any of this happen this year. 

Monday, July 16, 2012

On Setting Watches Fast

Growing up, the clocks around our house and in the car were always between 5 and 20 minutes fast, because our mother was worried she would be late to things. It meant that going from the kitchen to the living room was kind of like time traveling.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The Transit of Large Hand

Mayflies have one of the shortest life-spans of any insect, with some varieties living only thirty minutes or so. Most of that time, I presume, is spent looking for a mate, so these two horology-minded guys probably are goners when it comes to the gene pool. 

The transit of Venus was sort of cool though. I couldn't see much, but it's a good conversation piece. I've been telling all of my friends that I saw it.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Room for a third?

The question you never want to hear while you're dancing. 
Credit to Andrew Stiles for the idea.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Solar eclipse

We had a solar eclipse yesterday, and everybody, including me, was excited about the idea that the sun was about to disappear. We were all in a good mood, standing in the grass and staring at the sun together even though they say not to. l think that if everyone was as excited about the sun's presence each day as we were about its disappearance yesterday, the world would be better off in general. Also, after yesterday, I think it would get really cold and pretty much suck if the sun were to ever actually disappear.

Monday, April 23, 2012

New Dating Service

Because it takes less effort than dating. And I've got like 5 psets and am president of 3 clubs and I save orphans every other weekend.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Make your own Frat Party!

Tired of other people's frat parties? Make your own frat party. Version 1.0 includes grinding, keg stands, and cops. Updates will include more kinds of dancing, beers, and bro tanks. Any suggestions are welcome! Wave your mouse over the DJ Station to make the people move and the lights flash. 

Monday, February 20, 2012

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Shark/Bird Interlock

Another drawing from the sketchbook. This is back from when I was fascinated by Escher's tessellations.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Aaatchu Rockets

A drawing I found in my notebooks.
More info on snot rockets and other novel means of space exploration can be found at

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Lifting various objects at various angles

In a puzzling find, researchers at the Inkorrigible Institute have found that men's ability to lift an assortment of objects of different weight and mass distribution at different angles is directly proportional to the amount of feminine attention they receive. Further investigation is necessary in order to confirm this amusing hypothesis.