Status Bot

Providing people with entertaining, meaningless statuses so they can spend their time doing more useful things.Complete with depressing song lyrics and trivial declarations about personal relationships and deeds! See if you can find a status to match your personality! And be sure to let me know if you come up with any really great ones.

Don't waste the prime years of your life coming up with facebook statuses. Though people may think you're witty or somewhat of an individualist in the short term (if that's the look you're going for), in the long run you will merely have whiled away a great portion of your time trying in vain to shape your online persona.

Sloppy Irene

One-Night-Stand

He doesn't really, he's just a womanizing jerk.

Grow a Pair

With all due apologies to Ke$ha.

Fountain Clock

Check it out at 11:59 for the best light show.

Most of What I Draw is a Fig Mint

... of my imagination.Although fig mints would be quite tasty, now that I think about it.

Attractive Women

Nursing Home Names

But seriously. That's really a depressing name.

http://www.sunriseseniorliving.com/

Consequences of Listening to Pandora