TSA vs. Santa Claus

Happy holidays to everyone.

Make Your Own Crazy Awkward High School Dance!

The World's Worst Punch Line

Think of the worst punch line you know. Here's the first one I think of: a man walks into a bar and says "ow, that hurt." Actually, if you can beat that one, I'd be interested to know it so I can add it to my repertoire of terrible jokes: post it as a comment. But I bet nothing you can think of even compares to this punch line:

Darwin Award

Extreme Connect-the-Dots

Daylight Savings

Random thoughts like this one creep up on you out of nowhere around midnight. See, it's like one of those jars you put your spare coins in. But instead of coins, its daylight. That reminds of me of this song by Jim Croce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDt2t0oO7g

Omelet

Every time I see the title "Hamlet," I immediately think of two things. The first is ham. The second is omelet. So I decided to finally act on those initial impulses I had so long tried to repress, and portray the proteggonist as a ham omelet, putting a whole new culinary twist on Shakespeare's famed eggsistentialist treggidy.

Cramming

Scantron Tests

The Allure of Happy Meals...

Oh childhood, those days when a small toy in your Burger King bag could keep you entertained for hours.

The Cartoonist's Conundrum

TAs, the Bestowers of Partial Credit

By day, the TAs in Johnny's Multivariable class seemed helpful and supportive.

By night, it was an entirely different story.

Why I Hate Airplane Seats

Preservatives

http://www.thisdishisvegetarian.com/2010/09/0856photographer-documents-power-of.html

Four Loko

the chin brace

Don't Mess with the Firesheep

http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/article/210028/secure_your_pc_and_website_from_firesheep_session_hijacking.html

This is scary stuff... people can access your user information for all your social networking sites if you're on an unsecured network. Watch out for Firesheep.

No-Shave November

Carrion Limit

Graduation Migration

Freshman Worries

Nose in the Books

Junior, A Little Hoarse

Speaking of which:  

From http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-409317/Meet-Thumbelina-worlds-smallest-horse.html

Thumbelina has symptoms of dwarfism, which makes her a "miniature of a miniature," as this article puts it. Her breeders' main pursuit and hobby in life is the production of smaller and smaller horses, which in my opinion makes Thumbelina a "hobby horse," literally.

Roll over, Baby Mozart. It's Baby Plato time.

Tidbit of random information: the baby mozart effect, which was proposed by researchers in 1993, has been discredited. The following excerpt is from aolnews.com: "The concept of the Mozart effect had a strong cultural impact when it was first posited, resulting in the sales of a lot of "Baby Mozart" CDs. In 1998, Georgia Gov. Zell Miller proposed spending $105,000 to buy a Mozart CD for every baby born in the state. Florida mandated state-funded day care centers to play an hour of classical music a day." However it seems that Bach and Pearl Jam, or in fact, any noisy stimulus, is enough to make your baby smarter.

Fish Tank

Surfing

Dog

Chiseled Abs in Less Than an Hour!

Who needs sit-ups and crunches when you have a chisel?

Travelling First Class

Not Just Another Face

It's Flu Season... Time to Get Your Shots

Being Different From Everyone Else

Calves

Mocking the Mockingbird

The nice thing about online audiences is that there is no collective groan.

Mosquito: The Saga

This blog is for...

Anyone who meets any one of the following criteria:

-Enjoys terrible puns

-Enjoys silly drawings

And for all of the visual learners out there, I have prepared a diagram that concisely summarizes my main point thus far:

Why did I choose to start this blog? I don't know. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I personally love terrible puns and worship silly drawings, and my hope is that you can get some enjoyment out of them too.  Let the pun begin.